Kids these days…you give them a little and they end up taking everything. Offer up a beer and the whole case is gone. You smoke em’ out and they’ll “hit you back when they got money”. It’s all good, we understand. But, whatever happened to the days where everyone throws in, everyone throws down, and everyone throws up? When did all of our wreck-less behavior come with an accounting log of whose done what? We here at VCU SHHO say fuck that!

Let’s bring back drunk driving on a Wednesday through the Compass. Throw a trashcan in the street because that shit was in your way. Play baseball with the mailboxes all the way down Monument. We’re not ignorant…just tired. Tired of everyone telling you how to be you. Sit down. Stand up. Shut up. Speak…well, you get the message. The laws of physics state that for every action there’s a positive or negative reaction. And to anyone that’s ever doubted us, we’d say “fuck off”…however, we’d much rather show you.